Thursday, April 24, 2008

Adoption: The New WHAT?!

And the "new" pregnant has no morning sickness, no swollen ankles, and best of all not messy broken water or barbaric painful labor!! (That's like so "yesterday.")

But if you're fond of the sympathy and attention those things yield, not to fear.

Prospective baby abductors now claim that they experience "paper pregnancies" and even "Post Adoption Depression"...no need to let those fat fornicating pregos get attention for months afterward!

You can have the best of both worlds!!

Please watch for the release of our "Surrogacy is Hot" tees inspired by Dennis Quad and his wife, Kimberly. Quad told reporters they came up with that slogan because surrogacy allowed he and Kim to continue their sex lives unhampered by the nuisance of pregnancy.

1 comment:

Lorraine said...

I want to barf.
Recently the New York Times carried this quote: "We want children. It will happen someday. Whether or not we have our own, we're excited to some day have children."

So I guess we should not be surprised about this excreable t-shirt slogan.

RussiaToday Apr 29, 2010 on Russian Adoption Freeze

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